I'm late............. I'm late................. .

I'm honored to share space on this amazing roster (assembled by Justin Steele and Ross Lockhart), each of us singing our praises to the vast talents of Laird Barron!! ! W/ John Langan, Mike Griffin, Gemma Files, Paul Tremblay, Michael Cisco, Scott Nicolay and Jesse James Douthit, Orin Grey,  Molly Tanzer, Daniel Mills, Stephen Graham Jones, Ally Bird, Cody Goodfellow, John Glover and Jesse Bullington, and Jeff Thomas.  Delighted to finally get to celebrate Old Leech Day XPulver



When it’s finally TEATIME in Berlin (Eastside, of course! !!)~ ~~
or Why I’ma LATE in TOASTING the Release of CoOL
(Old Leech Day, 15. July. 2014)


Now it all started w/
that TILTED young knight of the REDpen, Mr. Steely J (!! !)
who made BossRoss ship it
(w/OUT aGOTDAMN  bottle of LAGAVULIN
or even a
nice bottle of
Springbank 10 Year Old) . . .
into the ironPAWS
of
CUSTOMS who said they was gonna put the CHILDREN in
A CELL
until they could wand and prod and and dog-SNIFF and
figure
and            deciper
until INSPECTED revealed some    detected
(as in implements of destruction)
that could lead to
BLOOD AND GORE AND GUTS AND VEINS AND TEETH
that Eat the       dead AND burn bodies
and be
mean as CARNIVOROUS Kill-Kill!  !!
So CUSTOMS
(shamefully unkind as any jackbooted Officer Obie who bawled out CHLDREN w/
SHUT UP, you DAMNED kids, as he handcuffed them. You know the kind, takes yer wallet, so you don't have any
money to spend in the slammer)
put the CHILDERN though a time there
w/ what they was INSPECTIN', ,,
every single part&page and--and phenomenon(Gemma Filed
and all tremblin’ like some frothin’ Tremblay at a PICKLE factory)
and
paragraph of the    CRIME
and
bookmark
and postage fee of
them CHILDREN (in their raiments of destroy),
AND THEY WAS LEAVIN' NOgotdamnPART UNTOUCHED...
HELL,
bein’ all mean&NASTY
they,  ,,,,should they find committin'
special crime
for nuisance, ,,or mutha-stabbin'
or playin' with pencils or similar
situationSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssss
like all~whiskyed-up~firedancin’
and/or
snakewine~Walpurgisnacht of OCCULTATIONSsssssssssssssssSsssS, ,,,,,,,,
was committin’ the CHILDRENS
to
a-durn
MASSACREE,
or maybe deportation back to Petaluma
or
even
some 451 page-alterin’.
But
CUSTOMS couldn’t pull off the
UN-LAIRDING
and Steely J’s _CoOL_ little DREAM
made it through!!!!!!!!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!! !
LotSs of YAYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
& XPulvers were hooted
barked ,,spat and YIPPPeeeeeeeeeeEd
(smokes got smoked)
(water for the steepin’ got boiled)
and now the IMAGOsequences & NIGHTterrors
spawned by our dear FRIEND and
guide (into the pervading fatalities of BLACKNESS)
the Honey Badger hisself
is
in my YELLER PAWS~ ~~


(Pharrell “HAPPY”, Rick Nelson “Garden Party”, Arlo Guthrie “Alice’s Resteraunt”)

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